OH NO! CLUTZ ON HER FEET ASKED TO DANCE! what do i do? how do i dance?

hey guys! can you help me out a bit? i met this dude thru my friend, and we really hit it off, but he had a gf, so i waited for him to break it with his ex and he finally did, THANK GOD! so we're going to meet eachother in person, theres a masquerade, so im gonna dress up and let him ges who i am. and he said he didnt dance, but i told him i didnt either, and it was the thought thats counts of being asked, not the moves. so he said he definately asking me to dance. so we talk about dancing toether and stuff. but we both have a problem. neither of us can dance! we joke about stepping on eachothers feet! so we're wondering if you can give us a few tips and stuff? thank you SO much!